“[Today], every girl is expected to have: Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes. Everyone else is struggling.”—Tina Fey, Bossypants (via whatisconfidence)
What a great idea! I think I’d make some of these funky feather creations to wear at my next networking event. Although, I doubt I’d be up at 5 a.m. for this wedding (even though I did get up for Prince William’s parents’ wedding when I was a young and spry kid). Boy, do I feel old right now.